Jeremy Collier (via observando)
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
wat are u talking about they all make scents
shut the fuck up
atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
watch me get 0 questions
PLEASE ASK ME STUFF I’D LOVE TO ANSWER EVERYTHING!
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
Harvey, Alyxandra. Bleeding Hearts. (via wordsnquotes)