DREAM DATE: Take me shopping, give me $10000, leave.
Renoirs (via renoirs)
Call me back when your name is Channing Tatum.
Renoirs (via renoirs)
Why do women fake orgasms?
I wish they’d just be honest.
I’ve only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged… That scared him off.

Renoirs (via renoirs)
A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt (via observando)
I love books. I love that moment when you open one and sink into it you can escape from the world, into a story that’s way more interesting than yours will ever be.
Elizabeth Scott (via writingquotes)
Urgent security update


Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.

The awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.
Renoirs (via renoirs)